Sheriff Blubs: Here-ye, here-ye! Ye olde commencement ceremony is about to commence.
Deputy Durland: Woo! I've got a bell!
Old woman: Oh, no! Police, my purse!
Durland: Ring ring! Ring ring! Woo!
Blubs: He sure loves his bell.
Pacifica Northwest: Howdy, everyone! You all know me, Pacifica Northwest, great-great granddaughter of town-founder, Nathaniel Northwest. I'm also very rich.
The crowd applauds.
Pacifica: Now if you've got the pioneer spirit, we ask you to come on up and introduce yourself.
Mabel: Audience participation!
Dipper: I don't know, Mabel. Isn't that girl kinda like your arch-enemy?
Mabel: That's water under the bridge.
Deputy Durland: Woo! I've got a bell!
Old woman: Oh, no! Police, my purse!
Durland: Ring ring! Ring ring! Woo!
Blubs: He sure loves his bell.
Pacifica Northwest: Howdy, everyone! You all know me, Pacifica Northwest, great-great granddaughter of town-founder, Nathaniel Northwest. I'm also very rich.
The crowd applauds.
Pacifica: Now if you've got the pioneer spirit, we ask you to come on up and introduce yourself.
Mabel: Audience participation!
Dipper: I don't know, Mabel. Isn't that girl kinda like your arch-enemy?
Mabel: That's water under the bridge.