Pacifica: Our first newcomer is... Mabel...
Mabel: Yeah! Let's get this Pioneer Day started! Right guys? USA! USA!
Crowd: USA! USA!
America guy: USA, USA!
Pacifica: I'm sorry to break it to you, but Pioneer Day is for serious people, and you look and act ridiculous. I mean, a puppy playing basketball? Are you always this silly?
Mabel: Hey, I can be serious!
Pacifica: You do have nachos hanging from your ears, hon. Haha, wow, I'm embarrassed for you. Give her a hand everybody! Now who wants to hear more about me?
Dipper: Excuse me.
Pacifica: Everyone say Northwest!
Northwest Family: Northwest!
Camera clicks, taking picture.
Pacifica: We're perfect.
Cut to Mabel and Dipper.
Dipper: Hey, you okay?
Mabel: I need some old-timey butterscotch.
Dipper: Let's get out of here.
Mabel: Yeah! Let's get this Pioneer Day started! Right guys? USA! USA!
Crowd: USA! USA!
America guy: USA, USA!
Pacifica: I'm sorry to break it to you, but Pioneer Day is for serious people, and you look and act ridiculous. I mean, a puppy playing basketball? Are you always this silly?
Mabel: Hey, I can be serious!
Pacifica: You do have nachos hanging from your ears, hon. Haha, wow, I'm embarrassed for you. Give her a hand everybody! Now who wants to hear more about me?
Dipper: Excuse me.
Pacifica: Everyone say Northwest!
Northwest Family: Northwest!
Camera clicks, taking picture.
Pacifica: We're perfect.
Cut to Mabel and Dipper.
Dipper: Hey, you okay?
Mabel: I need some old-timey butterscotch.
Dipper: Let's get out of here.