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🎀I bet I'd taste slighty delightful in a trifleCherry-flavoured jelly with my kidneys sliced nicelyOr you could whip me into cream for a sconeThen grate my little kneecaps down like parmesanGloom brûlée with my caramelised skinCrack the surface with a spoon and find the gooey bits withinOr roll me up and bake me golden brownA dozen Gloomy sausage rolls to pass around to people in the townPickle both my eyeballs in a jarSave them for a midnight snack or a roadtrip in the carMake a Gloomkebab, with peppers on a stickSpin me oh so slowly so the middle doesn't dripStuff me in a vol-au-vent or simmer me in stewA lovely bowl of Gloombo full of gristle, guts and gooYou can roast me, toast me, baste me in a glazeOh, you can cook me and eat me a million ways 'cause2/2
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