💑 Marriage Jokes
WIVES ARE SUCH A BIG HELP
A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police officer.
Man: "What’s the problem, officer?"
Officer: "You were going at least 125 kmp/h.
Man: "No sir, I was going 100 kmp/h."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 140 kmp/h." (The man gave his wife a dirty look).
Officer: "I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight. "
Man: "Broken taillight? I didn’t know about a broken taillight!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you’ve known about that taillight for weeks." (The man gave his wife another dirty look).
Officer: "I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt."
The man turned to his wife and yelled, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
The officer turned to the woman and asked, "Ma’am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
The wife said, "No, only when he’s drunk.”
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WIVES ARE SUCH A BIG HELP
A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police officer.
Man: "What’s the problem, officer?"
Officer: "You were going at least 125 kmp/h.
Man: "No sir, I was going 100 kmp/h."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 140 kmp/h." (The man gave his wife a dirty look).
Officer: "I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight. "
Man: "Broken taillight? I didn’t know about a broken taillight!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you’ve known about that taillight for weeks." (The man gave his wife another dirty look).
Officer: "I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt."
The man turned to his wife and yelled, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
The officer turned to the woman and asked, "Ma’am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
The wife said, "No, only when he’s drunk.”
🔎 #jokes #j_marriage
English Time - @e_time