McGucket: Back in the olden days, pioneers drew subsistence from telling stories 'round the fire. So let's eat some books, children! Go ahead, eat the books!
Dipper: Alright, Mabel, if we can prove that Nathaniel Northwest wasn't the real founder of Gravity Falls, it'll finally put Pacifica in her place.
Mabel: And solving a mystery will prove that I'm not silly. I'm serious. Seeeeriousss...
Dipper: We just need to crack this code. Let me see... it's not Egyptian, it's not numerology, it's not, wait-of course! The triangle is the alchemist symbol for flame. Lighting the parchment on fire will reveal the secret message!
Mabel: It's so obvious!
Dipper: Alright, let's just light this sucker up and--- Mabel!
Mabel: Mwop! I just made a hat. Ugh, I just did something silly again.
Dipper: Wait, Mabel. You folded it into a map! And I was gonna burn it...
Dipper: Alright, Mabel, if we can prove that Nathaniel Northwest wasn't the real founder of Gravity Falls, it'll finally put Pacifica in her place.
Mabel: And solving a mystery will prove that I'm not silly. I'm serious. Seeeeriousss...
Dipper: We just need to crack this code. Let me see... it's not Egyptian, it's not numerology, it's not, wait-of course! The triangle is the alchemist symbol for flame. Lighting the parchment on fire will reveal the secret message!
Mabel: It's so obvious!
Dipper: Alright, let's just light this sucker up and--- Mabel!
Mabel: Mwop! I just made a hat. Ugh, I just did something silly again.
Dipper: Wait, Mabel. You folded it into a map! And I was gonna burn it...